Brain: Have you ever pondered…?
Heart: About what?
Brain: …why we do kind things to others?
Heart: Because it makes them happy?
Heart: Because that’s the right thing to do?
Brain: I don’t think so.
Heart: Because that’s what our religion teach us?
Heart: What’s your point?
Brain: We do that because it makes us happy.
Brain: We do that to fill the void in our heart.
Heart: I guess so.
Brain: We do that for our satisfaction.
Brain: How selfish.
Heart: Oh… right.